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Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew
I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC
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Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁
“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
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Matthew fucks your mom
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matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex
person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
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Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.
Sarah: look who it is
Jon: oh shit it’s Matthew. Gross
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Matthew is a very loving, caring and passionate individual. He is always there for his friends and family any wine would be lucky to have a friend like him. He has the prettiest eyes you can just get lost in! He can sometimes be loud and or dramatic but that’s him you’ll learn to love him! If you find a Matthew he’s a keeper!
There is Matthew damn his eyes are bomb!
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He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive
Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock
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