Liberals

Hate Americans but love terrorists.

Want to understand the terrorists feelings.

Want to understand child molesters feelings.

Want to understand mass murderers feelings.

You get the idea.They're mentally ill.

by liberalism is mental illness February 19, 2005

Literal legend

My mans Alex is a literal legend

You see that cutie? He’s a literal legend.

by CloutClown November 17, 2019

like literally legit

80% of a boring person's vocabulary

Jennifer: today like I went to Starbucks, but like I got so hyper later on because I like drank coffee this morning already. like literaaaally hyper. I couldn't stop talkinggggggg. I was like a legit parrot the whole day. Literally. Like i'll never drink so much eeein a daaaay.

what i heard: like literally legit

by emshath June 14, 2016

Ass Pulling Literature

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.

Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

by barisaxy11 October 20, 2013

Liberated Bush Beetle

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.

I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.

by BennyKennedy March 28, 2009

Liberal

A mentally retarded person who runs on emotions not facts.

I am not sure that liberal is very smart

by BIGDICK69% November 9, 2020

Liberal

A political group of people who vote democrat mostly based off of emotions.

“Yooo look at that dumbass voting for biden what a liberal” sorry I used 2 dumbass and 1 child sniffer in my sentence

by AWOMEN January 6, 2021