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Chris Kelly 

A man who takes way too many naps. Sleepy as SHIT. Takes nasty ass dumps. Loves roshe runs. Tends to eat a lot of popcorn. Favorite word is buns.
Like a Debby downer, you’re a Chris Kelly.
Chris Kelly by eheheheboy December 14, 2018

Kit Kat Kelly

The process of unwrapping and then inserting 1-4 (depending on elasticity) of the chocolate finger treats into ones otters pocket and proceeding to encourage a dog to feast on the melting delights. Seasoned professionals may use Kit Kat chunkys. Also known as a MEC.
Kit Kat Kelly decided to treat herself to an evening in with a nice bottle of wine, a movie and sticking four chocolate fingers in her vadge while beckoning the next doors neighbours labrador over for a feast.
Kit Kat Kelly by blockhead80 August 7, 2012
Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.
R-Kelly by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007

R. Kelly 

To have sex or molest a young girl under the age of 17.
He pulled an R. Kelly when he raped a twelve-year-old girl.
R. Kelly by Anonymous August 10, 2003
A famous rapper who creates songs of no relevance to anything what-so-ever.
"Did you hear R-Kelly's new song 'Pregnant'? Like wtf dude?"
R-Kelly by fabcookie96 December 12, 2009

R. Kelly 

a child molesting mothafucking prick who fucks little girls coz he thinks hes too good for ladies his age
see that dude there? i think hes an r.kelly
R. Kelly by sum1 September 30, 2003