joggers scrot

When your testicals rub on your legs wile jogging. Makeing then red and itchy. Usually very sweaty also.

Hey dan please rub talcum power over my nutsack, i got terrible joggers scrot!

by Jack Tastic August 13, 2006

Dennis Jones

Main homophobic and obsessive compulsive character in the story entitled "Life with Dave Humphrey." His stubborn mannerisms and the fact that he knows absolutely nothing about anything makes him both loveable and obnoxious, but mainly obnoxious.

When someone says something extremely innappropriate or completely out of context because they had a lapse in judgement due to their mind drifting off, one may say, "Looks like I pulled a Dennis Jones!"

by Toccoa July 3, 2006

Annabelle-Jones

An infamous australian female in the the late 1960's. She was famous for her lude conduct and ability to deceive all men into giving her their money. She was liked during the height of her adventures but eventually became disliked by many people after she commited the murder of mother and father. Some say she is as well known to some as Ned Kelly and Chopper Reid.

man, that bitch is such an AJ (annabelle-jones)I hope people wake up to her soon.

by Joshua Barnard December 21, 2006

Prince Jones

A man that has a large penis, beatboxes well, and is just super fly. Also known as; Prince, Jones, Dr. Jones, Osmosis, C.J, Jonesy, and Prince Shallab.

Whoah! Look its Prince Jones!

by ThatOneDude1234 September 8, 2010

kyle jones

A Kyle jones is when a male prostitute puts his cock in your ear hole and shouts common Canadian sayings

Damn he just gave forehead a Kyle jones

by Homie Jay March 27, 2016

Alex Jones

Alex Jones is the American journalist who created the infowars media company. He is know for delivering an uncensored, unfiltered dose of testosterone widely misunderstood by the mainstream. Sheeple have reported trauma, self doubt and man-bun remorse after hearing his broadcasts. this is a common reaction to hearing the truth after a lifetime of communist subversion and brainwashing.

“Why did they kick Alex Jones off YouTube?”
“Because he hurts their narrative by dropping truth bombs”

by Dr.Roostertail November 27, 2020

jim jones

Tight rapper with some crazy/mad skillz. (Represents Dipset)

"Since I made a gang of bucks
No, i aint been hangin much
Still slide through, fly coops
And the chains is plush
Keep the bang in tuck
In case i gotta bang a fuck
CUZ WE CERTIFIED GANGSTERS"

-certified gangsters

by Da greatest July 28, 2004