Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Johnson Controls

The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.

I got a big stiffy, thanks to Johnson Controls.

by kdbamaman November 18, 2012

josh johnson

A Josh Johnson is commonly known as a majestic being. It is typically found in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, but can be found in other regions of North America. Its beauty and poise is unmatched by any other species in the known universe, though it sometimes makes mistakes to make humans and other species feel better about themselves.

And they saw the Josh Johnson, confronting a kankas-infested Libby, telling her to "Stahp!"

by Keenwa November 18, 2013

bryce johnson

the worst type of shitcunt who has a mad as fuck apprenticeship instead of a part time job like a pussy. Also obtains a loyal girlfriend who fucks blokes for a hobby.

lol bryce johnson

by FoopKing March 3, 2016

John Johnson

If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.

Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.

by Eternal Dorkness October 26, 2018

Hobo Johnson

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.

Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.

by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020

Johnson highschool

A school were every white kid in the school is flexing airpods , the blacks are stealing the airpods., And the Mexicans are juuling in the bathroom next to that one fatty ass named Sean that wants to try. The teachers all want to die. And that cringe dinosaur kid walks over to you assaults you in the same fashion as he did two mins before. most of the Mexicans like to take makers and draw Squidward and write nigga under it.

I'm a johnson highschool jag not a fag

by Person with authority January 31, 2019