A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.
Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!
Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!
Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!
by Jaty Kraytill May 25, 2009
Get the Hockey Jockey mug.Derived from the term, "Being on someone's jock (as in jock strap)" meaning to attempt to imitate their style, especially in music.
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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by Nonamer687 February 17, 2014
Get the plow jockey mug.Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
Get the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks mug.someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real
You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.
by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007
Get the Pole jockin mug.When a young girl is scared to fuck because she thinks the condom is gonna rip, so she makes him where a condom over the condom.
by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004
Get the jocketspree mug.A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)
Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.
Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.
by aduck! September 7, 2009
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