Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024

Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

Jewish Communities

It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.

Hym "So, Kanye West saying Jewish media is doing X, Y, Z, and all ties need to be cut but Elon says Jewish Communities (Which is LESS specific and Kanye had a list of media outlets he was explicitly speaking about) and you immediately run defense for that fat retarded shlong of his. BLATANT hypocrisy. Possibly a little racism. I don't see the difference."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

Jenisabella

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. A stunning girl, someone who captivates everyone. A girl who has dozens of boys after her and always be receiving male attention, not to mention girls want to Be her or be her friends. Anybody would be lucky to have her as she will stay by your side so if you get her, don't ever let her go. Inside she is very insecure and hurting. She's someone who is sweet, caring, intelligent, creative and is pretty confident, sarcastic and funny with her own gender but is too shy and ultimately fails when trying to communicate or socialize with the opposite sex, especially attractive ones.

Girl: "Who's this girl?"
Lucky guy: "Thats my girl Jenisabella uwu"

by Isabel Larosa November 28, 2023

jewish shot glass

Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass

Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend

by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023

Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023