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January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
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22 January

On the 22nd of January, the big foreheads were born. Plot twist they also have no eyebrows...

The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)

But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.

Shes always late to class.
The 22nd of January being defined.

#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"

#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"

#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"
by Sara the cow November 11, 2019
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January 9th

January 9th is a day where you should send this to someone you want a hoodie from or want to give a hoodie to.... THEY CANT SAY NO!!
by anonymous January 6, 2021
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January 28

January 28th is hogwarts day so dress in your house colour or wear your hogwarts robes and say your favourite spells
Hey dude it’s January 28th what house are you in!’
by Harry potter freak!!!! November 15, 2020
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january 24

everyone stays home on this date it’s like a tradition for every kid to have a day off cause they have to do the same thing next week
by to help January 23, 2020
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Damp January

A lesser version of dry January, for those of us with less willpower or just want a drink
Me: I’ll have a dirty martini
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual
by LizzyGlo January 8, 2021
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January 6

If you were born on this day you are great and an amazing friend! Have a wonderful day and remember you are fantastic!
January 6 is an amazing day which is also my birthday!
by Maretta_ January 24, 2022
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