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January 31 

January 31 is fuck your man day fuck (fe4rzz real good
Yea ima be fucking my man in January 31
January 31 by CraycrayKid October 18, 2019

January 6 

Fight anybody u don't like
Me: *puts good on* BOP!!
girl: AHH what was day for

Me: January 6 plus ion like u
January 6 by Dang a person December 29, 2019

January 10 

National harass an ugly boy named Ryan day
Omg it’s January 10 I better go harass that ugly boy named Ryan over there.
January 10 by Ilikechickens1 November 7, 2019

January 20, 2021 

The day all the wrongs in the world become right.
January 20, 2021. Just you wait.

january movie 

Since oscar winners come out in december, the worst movies that follow in the next few months are january movies, movies that have no taste at all and just are released as filler before the good movies start coming out in may

Examples:
White Noise
Alone in the Dark
Hide and Seek
Hannibal Rising
"I love the movie White Noise"
"Oh that's a stupid January movie"
january movie by hnt March 12, 2008

January first

if you know someone who’s born on this day you have been cursed. this person is loved by everyone even if their a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything mean. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.
“you were born on January first? Wow i love you already.”
January first by finnswoter October 19, 2019