Irish Flounder

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.

"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"

by niggasaurusrex January 11, 2008

Irish CreditCard

Noun
The act of placing ones penis between a females butt cheeks (without penitration) and sliding it up and down as if it were a credit card.

That gurl had a donk, You could easily Irish CreditCard that ass.!

by Hushour & Simpson November 15, 2010

Irish Tickle

The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.

"Yo dude, shave your pubes."

"Nah man, I'm known for my Irish Tickle around town."

by chugers April 14, 2009

Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistan “exit strategy”.

If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!

by K9Mamma August 19, 2021

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018

Irish Courage

The kind of bravery that comes from drinking copious amounts of whiskey.

Well, normally I would have never called that linebacker a cocksucker, but that bottle of Black Bush gave me a little Irish courage

by Retodded August 17, 2007

Irish Snowball

When somebody spits cum into a cup of green mouthwash, and somebody else unknowingly drinks it.

Dude, I got irish snowballed from the chick I was bangin' earlier tonight; what gives?

by TheScud March 22, 2009