pooter introoder

Can be used as a noun or an adjective. A term describing the accidental insertion of a male's penis into a female's bunghole during doggy style sexual intercourse.

(Noun)
Boy: "Roll over baby so I can give you summa dat doggy style action."
Girl: "Sounds great."
Girl: "OUCH OUCH **** WRONG HOLE, EXIT ONLY!"
Boy: "Sorry, I didn't mean to give you a pooter introoder."


(Adj)
Shanita's boyfriend can never figure out where her pussy is so he tends to perform pooter intruder sex on her quite frequently.

by Casey Corder June 25, 2004

Introdouche

aka Douchebag 101 - an introductory course for beginners whereby a licensed douchebag trains a beginner douchebag the principals of being a total douchebag.

Johnny has absolutely no tact, continuing with these obnoxious comments he keeps making. He must be "ace-ing" Introdouche.

by Dr. Fix it April 17, 2012

took it up into a tree

Accident involving a tree versus usually a vehicle but could be a horse, tractor, ATV, or mule. Meaning you have through a horrible crash made the object and yourself aquantances with the tree.

The Geo metro ,being driven by a tourist, lost control and "took it up into a tree"

by beautyfish June 1, 2006

Introvert

Someone who jerks off to horse porn in their mom's basement. You know, Introverts.

Man, I think John is an Introvert.

by Philopio October 9, 2017

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

the act of smoking marijuana

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

by Jimmy D and the Nuggets December 24, 2007

Introvert

A lot of misinformation from introverts (mis)leads people to think shyness is related to being an introvert. Actually, true introverts are often mouthy and are almost always the center of attention, which is what makes a lot of people mistake them for extroverts.

The introvert had eyes like a camera, always recording everything, this was why you might see him/her on TV or YouTube instead of by himself/herself reading a book or doing something quietly. An introvert is as likely to collect guns and knives or ride a motorcycle as he/she is likely to be in a book club, since a person's true nature doesnt determine what people see them doing.

by Solid Mantis September 2, 2020

Introvert

An introvert is someone who tends to keep to themselves and doesn’t really like to socialize. They’re usually very nice and sweet when you first meet them and as you begin to become closer, she/he/they will begin to show a more crazy or deep side of themselves. This is different than a Tsundere, where a tsundere has a harder outsaud but shows that he/she/they are softer inside.

“That girl over there is such an introvert.”

by Jimmi December 31, 2020