internet 

The internet is the network of computers which enables vast amounts of porn to be veiwed every day.
Other, comparitively minor uses:
- The spreading of ideas, conspiracy theories etc by any random lunatic.
- Menial conversations over IM/forums etc.
- Telling people who don't care about you about yourself.
- Stealing/manipulating money.
- Spreading viruses.
- Dating.
- Shopping.
- Research.
- Organising stuff.
- Luring people (often children, sadly) to rapists and pervets.
- Promoting publications/sites/bands etc.
- Attempting to overthrow the government.
- Making/veiwing huge archives of "funny" pictures, jokes etc.
- RPG games.
- Setting up random websites for the terminally bored such as UD.

1) So I was on this lunatic fringe site the other day... did you know that the inventor of the biro has made himself immortal, is planning on taking over the world and brainwashing us all with his biro-rays? He said he'd spare me if I sent him £500 and my last born child, so I'll be okay...
2) Dude, you *really* shouldn't believe all you read on the internet...

internet by Wiggy_liastd September 5, 2008

internet 

The world of Porn banners and other useless stuff

www.xxx.com

internet by XiTER May 26, 2003

internet party 

When one consumes alcoholic beverages while talking with friends on AOL Instant Messenger. Typically, only one person is involved in an internet party, although multiple intoxicated parties are not unheard of.

"djyude, i coudna't findc a party tso gho to so i"M havign abns ibetnet paarty!"

internet party by Jack Nance July 26, 2004

internet explorer 

Pure Shit integrated into a browser. Then, the shit gets viruses and worms.. and that's how IE came to be.

Wow, this IE shit STINKS!

internet explorer by Ben March 6, 2005

the internet 

The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it

a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"

C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"

the internet by Lumpy the moose July 7, 2004

The Internet 

Is a series of tubes...

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

The Internet by .hack//ADAM August 22, 2006

internet 

A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.

"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

-The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

internet by axbesm_starr July 14, 2006