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A way of torturing students and making them remember school as the worst part of their life, originally created to punish bad students, it’s now punishing and torturing every student in the world. It is also a waste of paper and a cause of useless deforestation.
Student 1) “Hey did you do your homework?”

Student 2) “We had homework!?”

Student 1) “Yes, did you not know?!?”

Student 2) “Can I copy please copy yours?”

Student 1) “Okay but make it look different, we don’t want to get caught for copying!”

Student 2)”Thank you so much!”
by SCP-001 June 30, 2022
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useless shit given by teachers with countless pages to work, takes all of your fucking grade and only a fucking nanosecond to finish it , they say its to make u smarter, but its actually torture and waste of time, unless in the good old times, where homework was only given if the class wasn't behaving.
theres 20 students in this class...

Teacher: we have homework! page 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139 and 140!

Student: thats alot! how the ##&$@ you expect to everyone finish all of that!

Everyone execept the teacher: yea!

Teacher: what do you mean its only one page!

Everyone execept the teacher: "only one page" ahem, ITS LITERALLY 11 PAGES TO DO! ARE YOU **$#%&*#¨BLIND?

Teacher: if i was blind then how would i teach?
5 Students: this feels like prison! im switching schools!

other 5 students: yea same! i'd rather enjoy my days without school while my parents find another school!

1 student: have you heard about that one school in the netherlands?

all the students execept the one who said about the school in the netherlands: yea?

the student who said about the school in the netherlands: theres one school that doesnt give homework, tests and they become smarter than ever!

EVERY STUDENT ELSE: HOLY SHIT! sign me up in going in that school!

Teacher: Hey class! stop with the excessive swearing!

E V E R Y S T U D E N T I N T H E C L A S S: ratio + didn't ask + L + Hold this L + unfunny + the netherlands school better + annoying + im going to the netherlands + fuck you
by bruhbrbhur July 9, 2022
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Homework is Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
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HOMEWORK = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
Kid: I CANT WAIT FOR HOMEWORK!
Billy: do you even know what that means?
Kid: what?
Billy: half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
Kid: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by LN11 September 1, 2022
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The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Elle: what dose homework mean lilly?
Lilly: work you will do for the rest of your life
by My little emo September 17, 2022
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Homework is something teacher meanly give to students because they want them to suffer more
HOMEWORK NOOO
by Foxywarrior September 22, 2022
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