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Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.
I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.
by 11penny September 26, 2021
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Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
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Heaven

Heaven is beautiful and unique. Heaven the sound of peace. Heaven who takes care of our beloved. Heaven we look up to and pray for better days. But very hard to find.
Heaven must be missing angel’s
by Pos1t1v3 November 22, 2021
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heavenonvenuss

Heavenonvenuss is a popular Twitter user and GlamSquad member known for stanning Ricky Martin and spamming that music video of him shirtless & lying on girls. He is making the highly anticipated Britflix for forever now.
Luna: Who’s heavenonvenuss?
Brett: A gay!
by GlamSquad69 October 20, 2021
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HEAVEN

HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.

Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.

Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.

If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.

Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?

If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?

Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021
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Heavens

When you think it’s cool. But not !

It’s heavens
by Rouden November 22, 2021
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Heavenor

A very hard working person many may not understand her she is a very rare and beautiful being as she can also be very hard headed and come off mean and violent Heavenor is to become of great success and wealth
Please be with this sanctuary as Heavenor is with you
by The real sorcery November 22, 2021
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