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hampter go swish

A compilation of Hamlet the Hamster from ACNH wearing Festivale-related merch and dancing in front of a ring light (put Champion as end search term). Even grace by faith people can find it amusing.
Person 1: Have you seen Hampter go swish last night? He’s so cute
Person 2: bro he’s just pretend lmao
Person 3: Who’s cuter? RuPaul or Hampter go swish?
Person 2: h a m p t e r
Persons 1&3: go find a wife and get a life
by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024
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Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.
"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"
by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025
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Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE
How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”
by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025
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Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.
Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind
by elbocko April 6, 2011
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pulled hamstring

Josh pulled his hamstring running what an idiot
Yo I heard he pulled hamstring like a pro
by Jardaman September 15, 2013
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Throbbing hampster

I was so upset i did a throbbing hampster
by Moist robert December 5, 2016
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old hamstring

Eww Roman is such an old hamstring
by Petter the griffin October 11, 2018
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