halo 2

1. A first person shooter video game for the Xbox featuring wicked ass sweet gameplay. Added weapons and features, plus online play!

2. The only game that you would consider over sex.

3. The game that will pwn Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas which is expected to sell 1 copy. The greatness of 2 hour game length seen in GTA SA will overwelm the brain and try to make you date richard simmons. In other words GTA: SA got is gonna get smacked.

Xbox owner: "I got Halo 2"
PS2 owner: "I got GTA SA"
PS2 owner: *bows down to Xbox owner*
Xbox owner: "Yeah that's right bitch"

Damn, girl. I cant give you sex right now, im kickin ass in halo 2.

by Chris, the l33t October 18, 2004

Halo 3

A game good until you go online with about 4 unbalanced weapons and search prefer skill and you get people with 30 ranks above you. A game where you get called gay if you lose and lags everytime you really need a win. A game where Bungie doesn't want you to rank up and says you can win 20 games straight and rank up once but if you lose once you lose your rank and you fucking restart. That's just how bungie and halo are. FUCKING GAY.

John:Dude i just got my 30 on Halo 3.
Bill:Really holy crap dude how?
John: i wont 20 games straight
Bill: wow dude that's crazy.
1 game later
John:Shit i just lost my rank.
Bill: what how?
John:these guys kept using swords,rockets,hammers,and shotguns and i lost 1 match now i have to win another 20 FUCK.

by xXxPressurexXx October 17, 2009

Halomods

Quite possibly the worst, most despicable Halo community on the face of the planet. It is infested with immature 12 year olds who strive to be complete assholes and have sex with men. If you dare enter their realm for to long, you will be consumed, devoured and excremented into the most evil form of demon, just as everyone else who has decided to make Halomods their home.

Follow the light, go to Gearbox, save yourselves...

"I got this awesome Halo PC mod, from Halomods!", the boy who named himself Nemesis said, as he was sniped from above.

by Bob the Builder February 24, 2005

halober

sober from the game halo 2

Hey Samer how long have u been Halober?

Are you kidding ill never stop.

by P to the OOP November 1, 2006

halo

1: A game that pisses you off
2: A game that kids/teenagers spend countless hours playing (see "dork")
3: Something over an angel.

DAMNED IT ALL. i hate halo

by ohhhh scottie boy April 15, 2006

halo 3

An okay game that people are freaking out over but it looks like a PS2 game

Man 1: Halo 3 is the shit!
Man 2: It is not, I wouldn't pay for that game!

by Nalyd November 25, 2007

halo2sucks.com

Scapegoat for those who don't like change.

"ZOMG I AM TEH HATINGZ0R TEH BUGNEE OMG HALO 2 IS TEH SUXX BCUZ J00 START WITH SMG ON MP MAPS OMG OMG OGMOMGGJDKFJjflsdkfj;d23211121!!!!1!"

by Michael M. March 27, 2005