backpage hooker

(Noun) : an escort a slut
Example: like the back pages of yellow book, hence the backpage hooker

1. You don't think I'm serious . GUESS WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU . POSTED THIS NUMBER ON ABOUT 5 HOMOSEXUAL WEBSITES . jUST LOSES THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NUMBER WEIRDO . GET A LIFE

Who's this?

Not a backpage hooker, move along

by joe4kewl December 16, 2013

Hootride

A vehicle that attracts females.

Woman, getcho ass in da hootride and don't touch nuthin'.

by Mikert67567 August 30, 2005

hookerdouche

When a individual is so much of a hooker, and acting like a total douche that they have become some sick almalgam of both words.

Look at Ben. He's such a hookerdouche.

by Gio420 November 26, 2007

Hookerism

A term used to describe anythin to do with hookers, pimps. and anything dodgy involving either of those.

"Woahh man, look at dat used condoms on da street corner, ma shit thas naasty..."
"yhh mate ther's bare hookerism here..."

by Kirann January 18, 2008

hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009

hooker douche

hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun

1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.

2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".

3. A person who has a douching influence on others.

4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.

"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."

by get hooker December 9, 2009

Hooper

the last name of a racist ginger who whips slaves in her classroom

Ms Hooper whipped the student who snitched on her tic tac toe assignment

by Andrew Weiner March 11, 2019