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Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch
Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats
by Yruey February 28, 2023
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Hooded Merganser

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.
by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023
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hood-hierarchy

- A system or organization of which people who reside in the hood bases a person's (family or group) value, status and or power upon.

- A set of unspoken rules that determines a person's worth and respectability, in the hood or community of which they reside.

- A level of discrimination that is used to reduce a persons value based off of supercilious ideologies derived from Black Bourgeoisie( bougie negroes) elitism and nepotism.
According to the hood-hierarchy on the East Side of Detroit. Tracy the teen aged daughter of a crackhead, was an easy target for sex trafficking.
by Tinishawah January 27, 2023
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Hood History

When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.
My friend stated, you don't have hood history?
by Pashion5 June 24, 2021
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Hood Winked

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.
Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!
by KongoJojo June 29, 2011
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Hood Dweller

1. a random, useless residents of urban areas primarily responsible for the perpetual state of degradation, low morals, ethics, and education of their surrounding neighborhood.

2. a resident of a low-rent urban area (i.e. the hood) so forgettable and commonly dressed by that they seem to be generated by a 16-bit game console.

3. someone who dresses like T.I., Free Way, Keisha Cole, or Lil' Wayne so frequently it becomes an uniform.
1. Was that Jaheem?
2. No, that was Kwan.
3. I thought Kwan was dead.
4. No, that was Foodock
5. How in the hell am I supposed to tell these damn hood dwellers apart?!? They all flunked the GED and have stupid names that they think are Muslim!
by Undertow87 September 4, 2009
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Hood Rat

1.Overly Cocky Ghetto People.
2.A male or female roaming the area for trouble and attention.
The Hood Rats just threw some M80's in Monte's mail box.
by JJJJJJosephine July 10, 2006
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