Red River Hog

A dick fucking a chick on her period

I had to take out the ol' red river hog on Friday.

by ElenaYork December 27, 2022

salmon hog box

The act of performing oral sex on a female after the both of you have rolled around in mud like hogs for hours making the vagina sweaty and smelling like salmon

I gave Stacy the best salmon hog box on the farm the other weekend

by HogBoxBoy72 March 3, 2021

Norwegian Brush Hog

A hidden menu item at Red Lobster consisting of Norwegian female piss and and fried brush hog.

My favorite menu item at Red Lobster is the Norwegian Brush Hog.

by norwegianbrushhog July 11, 2023

Hog my train

The act of getting your ass eaten out during Oktoberfest

That explains the man who tried to hog my train

by Dellush September 30, 2023

crackin the old hog

Masturbation or self pleasure

He was up all night crackin the old hog.

by Dayyyyo March 3, 2022

Crankin My Hog

When you rip a fat ass cat fish on your line, make a masturbation gesture and scream "HAWWGGGSS!"

Grab the fuckin net and open your mouth bitch, can't you see im fuckin crankin my hog??

by Fishfuccer420/69/blazeIT July 6, 2021

Hipster Hog Day

The first day on which you can find at least two hipsters living in "holes" in Williamsburg Brooklyn (or its equivalent), who are wearing winter appropriate: (a) knitted footwear, and (b) knitted headwear. If the Hipster Hog sees his/her shadow, it means at least seven months of whispering, "what the f*ck is that idiot wearing?"

I know we were at the beach last weekend, but it was Hipster Hog Day today, so Winter is right around the corner.

by Wrecking Drew September 22, 2010