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Grannyarse

A bottom, rear-end, arse, ass which has drooped over time.
The tattoo on her grannyarse was so stretched out of shape that is could only be read by someone with lemon shaped corneas
by kerfoofle November 5, 2010
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Grannyball

A form of baseball played by Beatrice Middleton and all the neighborhood kids. Often played in the street with her coaching. Grannyball is easy to play. After a run is scored the dogs come and move the bases further apart. Grannyball is most often played in the summer when the kids are out of school. You will love i! Beatrice Middleton told you! If you want a great game to play until fall grab your favorite granny and play Grannyball.
Beatrice: Hey Diego, Wilson, you two up for a game of Granyball? Its going to be fun.

Diego: What's Grannyball? I've never heard of it. Is it good to play?

Beatrice: Of course it is! Its great, I'll teach you! Its just like normal baseball, except played by a bunch of grannies. See?

Wilson: Dang, she's right. This is fun! She knows what she's doing. (He hits a ball) Sweet, homerun!

Beatrice: That's it. We'd better move the bases. (she whistles for the dogs) Come on in. (the dogs move the bases)

Diego: Wow! This game is fun. I'm gonna have to play it with my grandma. She would love it!

Beatrice: Hey, I'm your grandma. I'm both your grandmas. You love me like one! Grannyball is for everyone!

Wilson: You're right, Coach Beatrice, Grannyball rocks. It is the best game we've ever played.

Beatrice: Okay, now that the game's over, we need some exercise. Give me 50! Grannyball rocks! (they all drop to the ground and start doing push ups)
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
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grannymeatpie

Hey I love watching some grannymeatpie
by Dickface1111 September 2, 2017
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Grannymandering

Grannymandering is the practice of falsifying your address to get your kids into a certain school.
Fatima: "Jimmy, you will receive a criminal record for grannymandering if you are found out."
Jimmy: "Oh who cares! My kids are entitled to go to a top notch school."
Fatima: "Don't say I didn't warn you!"
by TheOriginalNade January 24, 2019
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grannyman

one who is not up to date with the young ones. A millennial embarrassment!!!!!!!!! Often talks in Shakespeare language
"hit the woah!"
"what art thou woah?"
"YOU ARE SUCH A GRANNYMAN!!!"
by grannygal August 18, 2019
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grannyposting

posting boomer memes to Facebook that are extremely cringe worthy and directed at family members, usually grandchildren
I caught my nana grannyposting yesterday, she sent me and my two kids a Minions meme.
by Post12346 July 21, 2020
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Grannykiller

Noun. Grannykiller ('ɡra nē 'kɪl ər): A person who does not believe reasonable Covid-19 countermeasures are worth performing during pandemic outbreaks. These people have no love for their neighbors, and therefore refuse to perform the simplest tasks that might prevent the spread of the disease. See Sociopath.

Adj,Adv. Grannykilling ('ɡra nē ˈkɪl ɪŋ) : Completely irresponsible actions taken without consideration of your neighbors. See Sociopathic.
Did you see those grannykillers at the Black Friday Sale? Hellz yeah I hope those Spreadneck Drumpfucks bought a fucking clue!

You planning on traveling for Christmas? Hellz yeah you know we're gettin' our grannykillin' on! Trump 2024!
by Jesus Blanquisimo November 28, 2020
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