The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.
"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"
"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."
"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."
by taybeans jr. May 23, 2008
Get the gooey kablooie mug.A goon is often referred to athletes who like to fight or be physical, especially for canadian hickey players. They often fourth line grinders who cant actually play. It can also be used for other sports such as football for someone who goes out of their way to make a hit.
1. My bro just had like 25 penalty minutes last night, hes such a goon.
2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
by goonsquad3535 December 19, 2009
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'Let it be prophesized; ni**az'll die because ya crew's goon
Around the way ni**az get murdered by the full moon" -Tupac
Around the way ni**az get murdered by the full moon" -Tupac
by Tuppas October 14, 2011
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by Sparklebear June 27, 2010
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Get the gooey taj mug.When a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes out the fluid on his stomach and rubs it in with her vagina.
by Trashy goddess July 25, 2011
Get the Gooey butter cake mug.The term used when a fruity cask wine has entered and/or penetrated the retina of a person's/Goon Warrior's eye whilst participating in Goon oriented activitys.
Whilst participating in the game of Goon of Fortune, Ben 'Goono' Rees obtained a splash of fruity wine to the eye, a classic case of being Goon Eyed.
Whilst Rob 'The Dragon' Kelsey was walking home he dropped a full cask of fruity wine on the pavement, resulting in the split and extermination of the contained fruity wine, this is also a classic case.
Whilst Rob 'The Dragon' Kelsey was walking home he dropped a full cask of fruity wine on the pavement, resulting in the split and extermination of the contained fruity wine, this is also a classic case.
by TheOriginalTube May 8, 2012
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