wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.

Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022

Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.

That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.

by stretchdos April 9, 2022

double gambler

Riding a hooker or ho bareback. fucking her back to front and front to back, gambling on your chances of getting an incurable STD. (2 hole action doubles your chances)

I took the chance and have her the double gambler

by The Gamblerr August 8, 2023

The Gambler

There is 4 girls in a pitch black room 3 are 18 and 1 is 15 you must blindly chose while there’s a police waiting outside

Last night I tried “the gambler” and the one I chose seemed a little to tight

by Skimask99 May 26, 2023

A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!

"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."

by FurrCoin June 10, 2023

Cheese Gobble

Cheese gobbled, getting sucked off knowing you've got moon graters on your bellend.

"oh my god dude, I've just been cheese gobbled by a pure cheddar of a woman!!!

by Cheese Gobble June 23, 2023

Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.

He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!

by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024