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Grease Beast

A slimy creature that will destroy anything in its path.

A Grease Beast will have a 3ft Penis as well
A Grease Beast attacked the farm last night.
by ChalkedPlay August 26, 2022
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Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012
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Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together
"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.
“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”
by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018
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Grease Monkey

by Chipottie February 29, 2020
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Greasing the Union

A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.
"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."
by derangedcatboye June 7, 2024
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grease monkey

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"
by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024
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