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God by CurlyMotif October 3, 2012
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in the ten commantments it say have "no gods before me",even though church and the bible say to pray to virginfuckenmarie And jesuschrist instead ofjust to god . then god favors his "begotten son" jesus over all of us even if one rule
he made was have no favorites. if there is a god he's just like every man like you and me :a Hypocrite after we where made in his on image. my theory is women were pure cause they wheren't created in his image after he saw that women where better than us (man & him)he damn them(woman).he sent satan knowing that he would trick eve cause his the "all", nowing god.heres my point god's a sexits hypocrite;or he doesn't exit at all and we are just animals to smart for there on good.
he made was have no favorites. if there is a god he's just like every man like you and me :a Hypocrite after we where made in his on image. my theory is women were pure cause they wheren't created in his image after he saw that women where better than us (man & him)he damn them(woman).he sent satan knowing that he would trick eve cause his the "all", nowing god.heres my point god's a sexits hypocrite;or he doesn't exit at all and we are just animals to smart for there on good.
i was a god beliver till today,when i open my eyes and saw the truth.i till fear him but i'll get over it. also please read PHILP PULLMAN HIS DARK MATERIALS: GOLDEN COMPASS,SUBTLE KNIFE, AMBER SPYGLASS. OR JUST WAIT FOR THE MOVIES BEGINNING 2006
(IF U WANT TO DEBATE E-MAIL ME YOU'LL SEE THE TRUTH)
(IF U WANT TO DEBATE E-MAIL ME YOU'LL SEE THE TRUTH)
GOD by LINKINPARKROKR@YAHOO.COM October 25, 2004
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Jesus Christ who was prophecies by some prophet in the old testimony, and letter it was achieved, He die for our sin, now many people are mocking him because they're blinded by the devil. There are many gods, but there is a difference between god and God when Christian say God they mean Jesus Christ their Savior. Jesus Christ is a hero and the devil which y'all atheist are blindly following is the enemy not a hero.
2 Peter 3:3-9
" 3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.''
" 3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.''
God by I am a christian January 9, 2017
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A person who many people on this website make fun of because they saw it on other forum websites and thought it was cool to make God and any people who beleive in him look like a fool.
Alright even if he isn't real I promise you you will live a 25% better life if you beleive in him.
Alright even if he isn't real I promise you you will live a 25% better life if you beleive in him.
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I believe GOD to be the end. The biggest thing after the universe. (the universe could be inside some brain in some jar in the imagination of a tiny insect in a bigger universe...etc.) <-- the end of that.
god by really really real April 25, 2005
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God by God's Cell Phone October 10, 2005
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A) A large animated figue that looked down upon King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table and told them to seek out the Holy Grail. God doesn't like people groveling, apologizing or sheilding their eyes. He thinks that the idea for the quest for the Holy Grail was a good idea because it was his.
B) A woman who looks remarkably like Alanis Morrisette. If you ear her voice your head will cave in and you'd be rendered dead within five atoms.
B) A woman who looks remarkably like Alanis Morrisette. If you ear her voice your head will cave in and you'd be rendered dead within five atoms.
A) God: Arthur, King of the Britans...
(Arthur and Knight start to bow and grovel)
God: OH QUIT GROVELLING! IF THERES ONE THING I CAN'T STAND IT'S GORVELLING.
B) Last Xion: Why are we here?
God:...... wi*.
*I did not get the correct translation for that.
(Arthur and Knight start to bow and grovel)
God: OH QUIT GROVELLING! IF THERES ONE THING I CAN'T STAND IT'S GORVELLING.
B) Last Xion: Why are we here?
God:...... wi*.
*I did not get the correct translation for that.
God by DesporadoCutter June 18, 2003