goofinese

It's the specific language only spoken by goofs or people who are acting like a goof.

Prison Inmate - "I'm fluent in goofinese. My cell mate is a pedo."

by Dynomiite January 11, 2021

goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021

Goblin Abby

When a zooted college girl doesn’t know how to act and runs around drunk like a goblin.

Hey jimmy you see that girl over there???? She’s is such a goblin Abby don’t you think?

by Hallie Smith February 10, 2021

Goblin Gaming

The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.

Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.

by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021

Goblin

goblin dees nuts

Rachael the bitch ass hoe was goblin dees nuts.

by whalewocker June 2, 2021

Goblin

A goblin or goblins is a derogatory term for a falsely accused internet troll or community of trolls. The user of this term intends to disparage an internet-based community by FALSELY implicating that community in some type of "mass trolling" event or harassment campaign (such as mass disliking a post on an internet platform). When used correctly, the accused community must be innocent of the claim of mounting a harassment campaign (thus, falsely accused).

"Those goblins mass disliked my post!"
"...But there's no evidence for that based on your like-dislike ratio."

by second_kelping August 14, 2021

goodinsurancitis

good insurance + itis. Goodinsurancitis is a condition which causes perfectly healthy people to develop and maintain imaginary sicknesses or pursue aggressive treatments for minor ailments as a result of having comprehensive coverage or "good insurance".

Sara is always going to the doctor for something or another but her only real sickness is her goodinsurancitis

by Nauvoodaughter March 25, 2022