A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot
by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022

by Sugarline213 September 29, 2019

A Google product that seemed like the best things from Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook combined, but turned out to be something that was only interesting during the time nobody was on it.
by Huskyr February 4, 2010

A "Doctor" who largely reduced the prestige of licensed medical professionals in the intelligent public's mind between 1998 and 2009.
"Dr Google" belongs to the same Country Club as "Google Esq" "Google CPA," "Google CFA," "Google Broker," "Prof Google," and "Coach Google."
"Dr Google" belongs to the same Country Club as "Google Esq" "Google CPA," "Google CFA," "Google Broker," "Prof Google," and "Coach Google."
You're 38 years old and you have an IQ over 140. You don't have a medical license or attempt to provide medical treatment to others. You do, however, consult "Dr Google" for your own medical needs on a regular basis and have had a long, successful "Doctor"-patient relationship with 'him.' In recent years, you feel inclined to send "Dr Google" the "thank you" gifts that you used to send to real physicians.
by HonkusSeized May 1, 2009

by ticalc June 16, 2009

{alternative definition}
Dr Google is the professional advice you defer to when performing online searches for information using the google search engine. Dr Google knows all.
Dr Google is the professional advice you defer to when performing online searches for information using the google search engine. Dr Google knows all.
Example 1:
Rachel: What's the difference between curling your tongue and clamshelling your tongue?
Mike: Dunno! Let me ask Dr Google...
Example 2:
Mike: 10mm is a bit thick for climbing rope...
Rachel: 10 mm is <1/2"
Mike: 10mm is 1/2.5"
Rachel: 10 millimeters = 0.393700787 inches according to Dr Google.
Rachel: What's the difference between curling your tongue and clamshelling your tongue?
Mike: Dunno! Let me ask Dr Google...
Example 2:
Mike: 10mm is a bit thick for climbing rope...
Rachel: 10 mm is <1/2"
Mike: 10mm is 1/2.5"
Rachel: 10 millimeters = 0.393700787 inches according to Dr Google.
by Pi_Junglecat April 27, 2009

The ability to find anything on Google by using a series of esoteric and convoluted search parameters.
"Last night I tried to download Godspeed You! Black Emperor; little bit of google-jutsu and I found it in no time."
"index of" + "Kula Shaker" +mp3 -html -htm -php
"index of" + "Kula Shaker" +mp3 -html -htm -php
by omnomnomnom February 1, 2009
