by soluseity May 24, 2024
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
by Lickus Dickliosis April 06, 2017
When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.
Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!
by Dingleberry inc. February 16, 2022
Early dinner a term used by people when they want to hang out in the weekdays. It is late enough to allow for wrapping up one's work but early enough so that one could have a nice chat.
by _bravosix March 24, 2022
by Teddyansom July 24, 2022
Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024
by OrangeTart November 25, 2020