field vasectomy

an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.

harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.

by earpuller December 28, 2005

Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.

I just totally did a Jordan Field

by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008

field hockey

A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!

by Nancy May 15, 2003

Fend

Bastarized word resulting from the phraze "Fixing to" which means "getting ready to" Can also be pronouced "Fellin"

Kids, Y'all betta be fend ta get you asses ta skoo, cuz you fellin ta be late!

by Dr-Dyna September 29, 2003

field nigger

Nigger that works in the field all day picking cotton instead of working inside like a house nigger.

I be jeolous of dat house nigger washing dishes. I be a field nigger working outside picking cotton.

by Cletus T. Brown June 11, 2006

fiendishly

totally focused , without regard to anything else

That skateboarder was fiendishly focused on that trick.

by thunderzap November 27, 2011

t-field

this is the "gangster" name for Topsfield. A total joke only because kids in Topsfield attempt to be ghetto, and uh yea it doesn't work out so well. If you ever visit Topsfied, be prepared for the ghetto-ness...it's one tough town.

Hey dog..wanna come to my house? i live in t-field.

by random June 19, 2006