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foot fetish

A foot fetish is the condition that mostly males are born with.
Most males with a foot fetish desire female feet.
Females with a foot fetish are rare.
They both grow up in a society that tells them that feet are dirty and discusting and stink. But as they grow up- they discover that feet are beautiful, smell good, taste good, and provide that all allusive aphrodisiac that don't exist. Anyone who has a foot fetish dreams of smelling, kissing, licking, sucking, worshipping feet. No one knows where this desire comes from.. however it is not something that you discover one day out of the blue. 98% of foot fetish people just say "All my life - as long as I can remember - I've thought about feet." Jim is a good example. He got married to Sandy - a girl that had the cutest little feet he ever saw. He hid his foot fetish from her. But on the wedding night - he kissed her feet as a way to show her how much he was in love with her. Sandy loved it! She got all wet.
Now Dave didn't do as well. On the wedding night- he also kissed his bride's feet... and she "flipped." "You are sick" left the next day.
OMG! I met this dude at the bar and he has a foot fetish! He tried to kiss my feet! EWWW!!!
by tsaw February 6, 2009
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foetusing

a term, also referred within the scientific world as the F1N1 virus, used to describe a yet undefined act. This act is illegal for those under 18 and must not be associated with the word "foetus". If you are foetusing with Obama, it refers to a line dance common in texas. However, if you are foetusing someone else and you are caught, well, off to the nunnery for you-you criminal creepy child.

If someone wants to send in a movie of them foetusing, go for it, we need examples of this act in order to make a better definition.
a) I foetused myself last night, using HarvIc publication book titled "foetusing and you: tools for foetusing"

b) Me and Obama foetused all night long (me and Obama line danced in true texas style last night, you werent there you unlucky A-Hole)

c) I foetused you in the streets after my 16th birthday. Oh (go to the nunnery immediately. you may go to jail as well)
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Vinyl Fetishist

1. Someone who gains sexual excitement/fascination over vinyl clothing (bondage gear).

2. Someone who prefers to buy their albums on vinyl with no real explanation.
1.
"I hear that old geezers a vinyl fetishist, turns your stomach doesnt it?"

"Jesus"

2.
"Haha, seriously though, WHY do you have to have everything on vinyl? You've got most of it on cd anyway."

"It's... y'know... it's got soul..."

"Yeah but... Whatever you bloody.. vinyl fetishist"
by Billy Messerschmitt October 24, 2008
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Bowser Fetish

The fetish where you dress your mate in a bowser costume and proceed to 69.
Guy 1: Ay dude I dressed my mate as bowser and pounded her.
Guy 2: Dude you have a bowser fetish
by UbermanTopkek September 12, 2016
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fetish

Something that satisfies your needs in a sexual way or in other words, the act of doing something that turns you on.
I got a fetish for being handcuffed to the bed while being sucked away by a girl.
by Junior August 7, 2003
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shit fetish

Shitting in another persons mouth or face
by Shitty Mac Chaf December 24, 2003
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nose fetish

a person that absolutely loves noses; someone that likes to make out with their partners nose; my boyfriend
*alex kissing on kats nose for over 10 seconds*
kat: 'i c u hav a nose fetish'
alex: 'ya... i gess ur rite'
kat: 'thts kinda rare'
alex: 'i guess so. am i the 1st peson u've met w/ that?'
kat: 'ya'
by kittykat69 January 6, 2009
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