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A foot fetish is the condition that mostly males are born with.
Most males with a foot fetish desire female feet.
Females with a foot fetish are rare.
They both grow up in a society that tells them that feet are dirty and discusting and stink. But as they grow up- they discover that feet are beautiful, smell good, taste good, and provide that all allusive aphrodisiac that don't exist. Anyone who has a foot fetish dreams of smelling, kissing, licking, sucking, worshipping feet. No one knows where this desire comes from.. however it is not something that you discover one day out of the blue. 98% of foot fetish people just say "All my life - as long as I can remember - I've thought about feet." Jim is a good example. He got married to Sandy - a girl that had the cutest little feet he ever saw. He hid his foot fetish from her. But on the wedding night - he kissed her feet as a way to show her how much he was in love with her. Sandy loved it! She got all wet.
Now Dave didn't do as well. On the wedding night- he also kissed his bride's feet... and she "flipped." "You are sick" left the next day.
OMG! I met this dude at the bar and he has a foot fetish! He tried to kiss my feet! EWWW!!!

by tsaw February 06, 2009

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