All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable

The cynical but often accurate observation that for any complex issue, a person can selectively present isolated data points ("cherry-picked" facts) to construct a compelling but deeply misleading narrative that supports their pre-existing bias. This isn't a claim that all facts are false, but that their power comes from context and omission. A single statistic, a lone study, or an individual anecdote can be wielded as a definitive "truth-totem" while ignoring the vast forest of contradictory evidence surrounding it. In the information age, data isn't power; curation is.

Example: A climate change denier points to a single cold day in July and declares, "See? No global warming! All facts are cherry-pickable." They've plucked one irrelevant data point from a planet-sized dataset of rising temperatures, using a "fact" to fabricate a falsehood. It's the weaponization of the technically-true to obscure the actually-true.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

William Fartspeare Lootbox

A box containing remnants of a human body, meant to be opened on September 26th 2036.

"buddy leave Jared alone that's literally a William Fartspeare Lootbox right there we ain't supposed to open it"

by miko_d September 20, 2025

Pretty farts

‘Pretty fart’ is known as the Sibby fart. It came from a woman called Sibby who only farts pretty.

‘Omg I just heard pretty farts, that must’ve been Sibby farting’.

by Sibby.1209 October 24, 2025

Roma Facts

Popular singer in Ukraine (vrubayu cs, zapuskayu dotku, imba chotko, imba chotko)

йоу чувак, у Рома Факти нова пісня вийшла, імба чотко (yo bro, Roma Facts have a new song, imba chotko)

by Панов November 11, 2025

Nuclear fartsplosion

When you fart so hard it creates the loudest noise known to man and fills the whole room with gas.

Person 1: "Remember that time Person 3 caused a nuclear fartsplosion in my bedroom?"
Person 2: "Yeah..that was the craziest one."
Person 3: "HEY, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FART?!"

by W Rich November 19, 2025

Smokin’ Farts

When a sports fan can no longer jump around in excitement while watching games because their team’s season ended & now has to sit & watch other games on the couch while breathing in their own farts (because they can no longer jump around their house in excitement). Depression from their team being eliminated causes them to become immobile on their couch during all following games.

Brett is gonna be smokin’ farts the rest of January since his favorite team just lost to their biggest rival in the playoffs. He no longer has the ability to get up & fart away from his wife while watching other games as he’s too depressed. Now his wife will inhale his farts as well, unless her team is still alive as she’ll watch in another room.

by JohnnyDarkEyes January 12, 2026

Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.

Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.

by iCarlin July 5, 2016