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Sultan Thrusts

Doing an extraordinary amount of weight lifts throughout a shift at the firehouse to keep your Captain off your back.
Erik is being such a doucher again today. I just had to bang out 50 sultan thrusts after running 11 calls and it’s 11:30 pm.
by JohnnyDarkEyes October 16, 2019
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jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.
Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.
by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017
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