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Flash flood

n.

An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."
by usman noyo December 29, 2007
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I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)
by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009
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Blood On The Dance Floor

An electronica group started by the scenester, Dahvie Vanity. Chris was a member until he quit. Garrett Ecstasy was next to join as the screamer. That is until Dahvie took some personal time off from a tour of their's and Garrett decided to commit a numerous amount of felonies against Dahvie, causing Dahvie to kick him out. Mind you, this all occurred AFTER the false charges of statutory rape (a rumor which was revealed that Garrett spread the rumor about the rape. Dahvie was later released when the girl refused to take a rape test) After Dahvie kicked out Garrett, he asked a mutual friend of their's (Jay VonMonroe) to join and help him make a new, clean name for Blood on the Dance Floor, which Dahvie had put his entire being into creating. It was later released in a Dahvie's blog, the contributing factors to Garrett's departure from the group. Dahvie's blog said that not only did Garrett perform a gig while Dahvie had been on leave, after breaking into Dahvie's trailer and using his equipment, but he also used the money from merchandising, meant to pay for merch for their fans, to get another tattoo. Dahvie didn't want to be further associated with a drug addict, which ultimately was a large factor in his kicking out of Garrett Ecstasy and the instantaneous joining of Jay Monroe.Dahvie also stated that he had done all of the song-writing, even for the parts in which Garrett was meant to sing/scream, and Garrett was simply to drugged out to contribute.
Scenester Numero Uno: Dude! Did you hear about the fudged up shiz that Garrett Ecstasy did?

Scenester Numero Dos: Chya man! It's totally redonkulous! I can't believe him! Now I can't get my Blood On the Dance Floor t-shirt!
by Moonbeary June 29, 2011
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floodgate

Opening up potential for massive flooding in message boards, primarily due to new info being revealed for unreleased games.
The Super Smash Bros. Brawl official website opens lot of floodgates on related message boards, due to its daily updates.
by NoobMuncher3000 August 1, 2007
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mana flood

1) In Magic the Gathering, when a player has more land than any other card type or draws a land card in 5 consecutive turns.

2) The opposite of mana screw.
"Dude, I could've totally killed you, if it weren't for mana flood for the first 7 turns of the game..."
by aSyntaxError May 4, 2009
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Flood Butt

a far more liquid case of mud butt where one's shit seems more like piss coming out of your ass.
Oh, shit! Stop the car! I've got flood butt like a mother fucker!!
by Mikel B July 12, 2006
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floobie

Put a bra on them floobies, they're hitting your knees
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by ohcrapnospacebar October 27, 2010
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