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Earth Pig

1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.

2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."

3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."

Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."

Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
by Myzyri May 3, 2008
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Rabbit Ears

A state of always being connected via technology. For instance: cell phone, tablet, mobile computer, etc.
James always has his rabbit ears on. He gets the latest jump on life from Twitter and Reddit.

We call him Rabbit 'cause he always has his ears on. Dude's tied to his smart phone.
by Ephektz August 19, 2011
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Very very good metal band although I find Blind guardian to be a step ahead. The collaboration cd they did together (Demons and Wizards)was damn awsome putting 2 of the best power metal bands in your hands together.
"whoa check this iced earth shit out its owning"
*Puts blind guardian cd in stereo*
"HOLY FUKING SHIT THIS IS EVEN BETTER"
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Virgin Ears

A person that has not had a penis inserted into their ear far enough to break the skin of the eardrum.
Susie has preformed oral sex, but her virgin ears have not be penetrated yet.
by Family Guy Ear Sex Fan March 19, 2010
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Bunny Ears

Action of holding up the index and middle fingers of both hands like Bunny Ears to imitate the quotation marks.

Used when uttering a word, phrase or sentence in a sarcastic, insincere or mocking manner.
Bobby loves to emphasise his sarcastic remarks with bunny ears.
by chocoholicks September 7, 2004
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United states of Earth

A proposed world government that would be patterned after the united states of america in which each nation would become a state in the world government.
John loves the idea of the united states of earth.
by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010
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The Anus of the Earth

1.(n) - a foul place, particularly one of ill repute. For example; Los Angeles, or that shit-hole town in Mississippi where your car always breaks down when you're going to marti-gras. See butt-fuck, nowhere.
Holy crap, that place really was the anus of the earth
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
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