Drunk Lego's 

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

Drunk Lego's by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

Drunk joined 

When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.

I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.

Drunk joined by Big B! January 30, 2020

drunk sheldon 

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

drunk sheldon by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020

Drunk Envy 

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

Drunk Envy by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

drunk protest by Wizodin September 27, 2020

drunk hobo 52 

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his

Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick

drunk hobo 52 by Drunkgod October 13, 2020

drunk hobo 52 

A god a absolute Chad not only will he steal you bitch he's taking you car, house,face and money

Yo. dawg ,watch out it be that,drunk hobo 52..

drunk hobo 52 by Drunkgod October 13, 2020