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energy drink 

A foul-tasting concoction of questionable contents advertised to increase your "energy". While it is sold in health food stores and gyms sometimes, the real target demographic are obese gamers, who drink energy drinks to become even louder and more annoying.
Without energy drinks: At, 15% he goes into phase three, lust then.

With energy drinks: DUH! LUST AT PHASE 3 NOOBS! UHH! BILLY MAYS!!!!!

OBESE DOUCHEBAG ENERGY. NOW WITH 50% MORE FORCED MEMES IN EVERY BOTTLE!
energy drink by Downvoting Victim January 6, 2014

Polish Energy Drink

The unexpected insertion of a finger into the anus during a sexual act. "Unexpected" is key because it provides a smelling salt-type effect of giving the receiver a jolt of adrenaline.
He was really just going through the motions in bed last night, until I gave him the Polish Energy Drink.
Polish Energy Drink by Zesty Zach January 17, 2011

The Pink Drink 

The Pink Drink is when you give a blowjob to a man with high dozes of alcohol in his blood. When the dick becomes erect, all that blood with the alcohol goes there. Then when sucked, you get the sensation of having alcohol in your mouth. Works well for drunk drivers and teetotals.
*at a party*
Mike: Did you hear that Jane took The Pink Drink from Dave?
James: Ye, she sucked it real good.
The Pink Drink by Lemmu July 30, 2020

Stiff Drink Substitute 

A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.
The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.

down under drink 

this is the act of taking a beer and dumping it into a vagina then drinking it out
Brittany can you give me a down under drink?
down under drink by praxwald December 6, 2006

I'd drink her farts 

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.
guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts
I'd drink her farts by webb72 December 10, 2009