The Ribbon Dancer

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.

She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.

by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009

Mississippi Shit Dangler

Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole

Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!

Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!

by Adam Petersen October 2, 2013

Double Dagger

Baltimore-based noisy loud rock band with drums/bass/vocals. A lot of the songs reference the band members' day jobs as graphic designers.

Dude, did you see Double Dagger play last night?

Yeah, it was fuckin' awesome and my ears are still ringing!

by rock dork July 19, 2006

boston dangler

its a poo where "try as you might it won't snap off"

I just had a boston dangler and it was still in my arse when it was in the water

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

dangerous minds

Boring, stereotypical teacher movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer or however the hell u spell it. She is a first-time teacher who starts teaching the retard class and then it dawns on her that they are too old to be reading dumbshit books for 5th graders. She talks to the teachers and they explain that she got the dumbshit class and they're not gona waste the good materials on them. So she does what every other teacher does...invades the clas's personal space by driving to their homes and speaking to their parents, settling gang fights throuh her loving words, and taking students out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they order food like a whole roast chicken, and ball the waiter out. they eventually begin to love her (big surprise) and blah blah blah...2 kids are pulled out of the skl by their mom who thinks the teacher is a 'white bread bitch'...one of the smart kids gets prego and is forced to leave but michele fights bravely for her...michelle realizes that the leader of the class and also of some no-doubt ruthless gang needs her help to not die, and offers him a place in her house but he says no just like anyone would cuz that's just fuckin weird...and then he dies cuz of something to do with he knocked on the principal's door and the principal had some issue with the way he knocked, and then because of that or something stemming from that, he was killed by another gang member. and this makes michelle and the class upset.

and then (just like in every other version of this movie) ms pfeiffer or whatever her movie name is, tells them she's going to teach at some other school, adn theyre like aww no way ese or whatever manufactured slang the directors have them use, and then she's like aww ok kids I'll stay adn we'll learn til the cows come home. The End

Jimmy: Hey! I rented Dangerous Minds for us to watch.
Jonny: Um actually I have to go...somewhere.

by Angelacia June 12, 2007

exotic dancer

The nice or politcally correct word for a stripper. It doesn't make sense because their is nothing exotic about taking off your clothes and grinding on a pull. I'm not hating on strippers you gotta do what you gotta do to make your money. I'm just saying the term extoic dancer doesn't make complete sense.

Just call it what it is, stripping. Exotic dancer is just a nicer way of putting it. A lot of people use it as a way to make money and get by so I'm not hating on them, everyone has to make their money somehow.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

nagger dagger

A shitty knife, more specifically a folding knife that was loosened to flick out creating a wobbley blade.

That aint no fucking knife thats a nagger dagger.

by bill_suck_it_nagger December 7, 2005