Jewish jam doughnut

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt

Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.

by Lethal389 December 1, 2013

doughnut muncher

A rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that Dunkin' Donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.

God damn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.

by el3nch November 1, 2006

doughnutting

To use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts. Often used as a punishment for not securing your computer.

Our head of IT makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers.

by Hand-E-Food November 10, 2014

Euan Douglas

A onion reeking bastard pagan sniffing train loving autistic wanker who will die a virgin

He looks like a Euan Douglas

by XxCieran2004Xx April 14, 2020

Mrs. Douglas

A stupid bitch who can't teach worth a crap.

Mrs. Douglas is the worst teacher to ever graduate from college. That we know of.

by SCREWDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 13, 2009

Toronto Jelly Doughnut

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!

Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.

by Dr.AID's November 5, 2009

doughnut bumper

a lesbian, a female who likes the coochie.

That chic's a doughnut bumper!

by eliz21 November 8, 2006