DFD

Acronym for "Desperate for Dick"

"Damn, Kelly was all over me last night. Ever since she and her boyfriend broke up she's been DFD."

"You see that chick over there in the skirt? She's DFD."

by LouCa$$$ March 23, 2010

dfoukylus

when a tv's coloring gets messed up

the tv was dfoukylus

by flakess June 30, 2003

DFTB

Down For The Beat

You: Rahhh That Gyal Is Buff
Bredrin: Bruv She Looks DFTB
You: On It Fum!!

by PoomPeng July 26, 2010

dforbds

DFORBDS is a home made creation by philly eyes. Dripping French Onion Roast Beef Dipper Sandwich

Person 1: I'm so hungry.
Person 2: I was too but then I ate a DFORBDS and shat it out.

by getadforbds July 9, 2011

DFK

A level of intoxication most commonoly associtated with blacking out or breaking things. Originated in the town of potsdam from a three member group of students, Durki Farney Kitto, whom would always display the behavior after drinking lots of natty keg beer.

"dude we totally DFKed joes chair last night what are we gonna do with all the pieces"
"I totally DFKed at the bar last night and woke up with no cloths on"
"lets get DFKed tonight"

by dfk December 16, 2004

DFH

DFH (Da fuck how)

Used to imply a question and also a figure of speech.

James: I broke my ankle!

Jimmy: DFH?

James: Skating

by Astroamazing January 1, 2012

DFL

Dumb Fucking Look. This is the look you expect to see from a complete and totally clueless dumbass. You know, when they should be listening to you and they staring with a stupid, lost glare. This is often accompanied with mouth open. It is the expression of a young, stupid slackjaw who has just seen boobies for his first time.

I explained the whole problem to my boss and asked him what he wanted me to do. He just sat and gave me the DFL.

When the cops told Brittany Spears to put her kid in a seatbelt instead of riding with it on her lap she gave them the DFL.

by btodd April 17, 2008