Batty Cruncher

Meaning chewing on the centre of one's ass.

"YO batty cruncher, stop biting on the centre of my bumbarass"

by IamJesushearMeRoar November 19, 2009

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Nigger concha

A racial slur meaning “a black single mother”

That nigger concha likes to eat fried chicken and watermelon.

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Cunch • Cunchy • cunch line • cunch of bunts • Cunch Punt • Cunchaka • Cunche • cuncher • cunchina • cunchiva

Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.

Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?

Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?

Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!

by Juice Rubix October 19, 2009

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Colgate Ab-Crunch

The Colgate Ab-Crunch is the act of perching one's self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one's upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. The strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.

The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.

Example:

"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."

by Sweeney Toddler January 27, 2010

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