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Contrasexual

A woman is who not interested in getting married and having babies. She owuld rather have a good career, have fun, stay single for as long as possible and isn't interested in finding 'Mr Right'. Contrasexuals are the opposite Bridget Jones.
Samantha from Sex and the City is so contrasexual.
by Moxbrow November 20, 2004
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Contard

Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.
Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.
by CapnChaos December 27, 2016
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conti

Damn dude, conti looks super hot today.
by Snugglyburr February 26, 2004
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futures contract

(FINANCE) a financial derivative that consists of a contract to buy a fixed amount of a thing at a fixed price at a fixed time in the future,. For example, a commodity future may specify 1000 British barrels (bbl) of West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude oil for $85.75/bbl, for delivery at Cushing, OK, on 31 November 2010.

Futures are "written" by the person with the commodity to sell, and sold to either a financial speculator or else to someone who wants the product--in this case, an oil refinery. Sellers/owners do this because they want to be assured of a fixed price for the thing they're selling. The official reason for buying a future is to get a fixed price for something. This allows businesses to plan ahead.

However, since futures contracts are traded on secondary markets, it's possible to make (or lose) a lot of money trading them.
SOMEBODY: A futures contract can be extremely valuable for doing business. One of the best examples was Southwest Airlines, which weathered the oil crisis of 2007-2008 with futures for aviation fuel. When the market price of fuel doubled, Southwest was able pay a low, low contract price.

SOMEBODY ELSE: Doesn't it ever backfire?

SOMEBODY: Yes, the market price could fall through the floor and you'd be stuck paying THAT instead of the new, lower price. But at least you know what your cash flow will be.
by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010
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Controlled demolition

1. The intentional destruction of a building by placing explosives in strategic areas. Often used by construction companies to remove unneeded buildings, like run-down houses.
2. Arguably the most well-known conspiracy theory about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Postulates that elements in the US government used the crashes of airplanes into the World Trade Center as cover for the detonation of explosives in the buildings to bring them down.
3. Controlled Demolition, Inc., a construction company hired by the city of New York to clean up the wreckage of the World Trade Center. Often implicated in or blamed for their destruction by conspiracy theorists.
1. The old city museum was brought down by controlled demolition on Wednesday so construction can start on the new one.
2. The incredulousness of the World Trade Center controlled demolition theory is often used to paint an unfair picture of the 9/11 Truth Movement as a whole.
3. Controlled Demolition, Inc. was the only company allowed to clean the WTC wreckage, which has raised some eyebrows.
by BlackDoomShadow April 13, 2009
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white controller

a black controller that has been naturally painted white.
My controller...
is black.

Ewww... why is it white, and sticky, and smells funny?

"White controller... YEAAA"
by Steve Kim May 28, 2008
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walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds
Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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