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codie humor

finding humor in anything that has to do with drugs,sex, and alcohol but mostly sex
Fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus is codie humor.
by bdshbfhfbdhjgbdfhydsghdf November 30, 2017
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Candis

Sexy, intellient and loyal woman with blonde hair. Usually is a functioning addict. Very resourceful.
Look at that Candis, she is so sexy!
by Blue84 December 10, 2017
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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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Cobdick

Someone from the Leicester, derby. Nottingham than area who aggressively tries to convince people that they should call a bread roll/barm/batch/barm cake/bap etc a cob even though that makes no sense.
Stick your barm up your arse you cobdick
by Evlsamo September 14, 2018
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Candi

A very strong woman. She goes out of her way to help other people. She works her hardest. She is a very sweet person. Usually brunette/blonde. Most have blue/brown/hazel eyes. Everyone adores her and thinks she’s beautiful
Riley- Woah that girl over there is stunning!
Gavin- Well yeah! That’s Candi!
by Jiggly pete September 16, 2018
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Candice

A way to make your friends commit suicide. You get hit with this and you get immediate terminal illness. Deadliest

"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.
"Did you see happened to Candice?" (Friend 1)
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*
by yoobisoft October 24, 2018
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Canditually

A person's taste pallet that differs from your own in a major way when it involves candy or any type of sweet.
Wow you have a more canditually taste in candy then I do!
by THE WORD PERSON October 30, 2018
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