Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

Crustopher Columbus

Crustopher Columbus is when you are the first to discover the discharge crust in a woman's panties. When one discovers the panties of ew in 1492.

Bro, I'm Crustopher Columbus. This girl had discharge crust all up in them panties! It smelled like a warm turtle tank and helicopter smoke!

by Mophew April 10, 2025

Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.

“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”

by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025

Colombian columbine

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray

My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.

by LtMcRo July 6, 2025

DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.

The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021

Northside Highschool (Columbus GA)

There are too many people. The principal looks like Abraham Lincoln. My sister used to have a crush on him wtf. The classes are okay depending on which ones you have. Other than that, it's pretty boring. There aren't many fights or a lot of drama so it's pretty okay.

Northside Highschool (Columbus GA) is so boring.

by Little Sweetmeat October 17, 2022