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Clockedtasticity

You have to be a creator of cool phrases like me.

Then your Clockedtasticity will skyrocket
by Soopahfly June 26, 2004
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time o' clock

any time, if you dont know the time if someone asks you what time it was.
Bob: what time is it?
Jim: time o' clock.
by Michael Mazza June 21, 2008
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Dick O'Clock

The time at the gay bar when all of the gays realize if they wanna get dick that night and still be able to make it to work the next morning then they better act fast.

This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.

Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).
Sara: I had to take a $20 cab ride home from the gay bar last night!

Jarod: Why?!

Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!

Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.
by sloppydrc August 11, 2010
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clockblockin

to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination
" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"

" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"

"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."
by Jayvon January 1, 2008
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clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.
Im about to clock grip tonight son.
by I am the great white July 11, 2014
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Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!
by Tieranei October 9, 2014
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clock answer

When someone answers a simple question with an in depth technical description that is far more information than you wanted to know about the subject. The response may or may not answer the original question.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
by Mr Engineer January 7, 2016
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