Time Child

Refering to a person with a distant eccentric intelligence as if from another time. A Time Child's complexly annalytical world view is broader and richer than an average human. Time children are typically gifted in the arts as well as having vaguley expressed supernatural abilities including clairvoyance. The term was created by Conor as a nickname for his friend Jonah.

Hunter S. Thompson was a total Time Child.

by TruthMachine February 13, 2009

add-on child

A child born to keep another child from being an only child or to provide transplantable parts for an older child, especially one who would not have been conceived otherwise.

In Jodi Picoult's novel My Sister's Keeper, Anna Fitzgerald, the daughter conceived to provide bone marrow and a kidney transplant to her terminally-ill older sister Kate, is the add-on child of the family.

by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

chilbert

The huge family out of New York now spread all over the U.S. Chilbert is the americanized version of Ciliberto (Ch-ill-e-bear-to)
The Chilbert family is Italian, don't disrespect!

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Only Child Syndrome

The self-centered attitude and actions that a large percentage of people with no siblings make their calling card.

Lars: "Why does he think everyone needs to worship the ground he walks on?"
Marv: "Dude it's just only child syndrome."

by Albiesaurus Rex December 9, 2008

child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.

hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.

by plagueangel June 12, 2008

Rainbow Child

A gay man who would go straight for only one particular girl, but if he can't have her, he will come out of the closet.

Mike: I can't believe Steve is dating Matt! I thought he was engaged to Julia!
Ben: She broke it off.
Mike: Is he bi then?
Ben: No, he's just a rainbow child.

by Sexy White Man October 18, 2011

Jesus Child

is a manufactured person, someone that is acting like someone they're not. Since Jesus Christ had no children, calling someone a Jesus Child is referring to them as a fake.

"You ask me to change who I am for you, but when YOU look in the mirror you're just a Jesus Child."

by Big Brother D July 23, 2009