canada

America's hat.

If Canada were to blow up, it would reveal America's ugly hat hair.

by scrotal punch October 12, 2009

Canada

a place north of the united states that is full of untalented morons that do nothing in the world and should be under controll by the U.S.

a terrible thing that came from canada is Justin Bieber

the only things you hear from canada is about hockey and justin bieber

by demonic_lizard April 22, 2011

Canada's History

The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.

"You know what I want to try? Canada's History."
"Woah man, I'm calling the cops right now."

by Headward February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.

I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.

by Cobi_321 February 4, 2010

canada's history

a sex act wherein a legally married same-sex couple consummates their marriage on their honeymoon.

Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.

by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!

by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010

Canada

A country that serves poop, pee, and diarrhea platters to its patrons. Avoid the restaurants at all costs. Its Executive Prime Minister likes to hit birds all the time and gets nothing accomplished in his 50-year terms. Its citizens run around screaming all the time and they are so intellectually capable they can recite the entire works of Shakespeare while riding a unicycle underwater. Its Executivs Prime Minister takes a liking to sexually abusing bats occasionally.

Canada is a place that only psychos and Tim Russert goes.

by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008