Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005

Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.

Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!

by Stuntman November 2, 2004

captialism

An economic system that is hierarchal, under which wealth is accumulated by those few in control of the hierarchy, though the surplus value of wealth created by people who work, in partnership with a government that subsidizes industry, while opposition is suppresed. In the United States, it is called Democracy.

Capitalism is great. I can choose from 20 diffent kinds of catsup but I can't afford to see a doctor.

by eugene February 1, 2004

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010

captagon

Captagon is one of the more popular recreational drugs among affluent youth in the Middle East, its a pill that makes your mind have "fun."

Dood! CHeck it out man, i got sum sickky pills right herr.
Guy: Dood is that X?
Other Guy: No, its captagon.
GuY: What

by penisfaced cokpants January 12, 2007