horns on a cow [horns on the cow]

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.

girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob

by Lennie:) March 13, 2012

purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

Highland Cow

A Scottish beast resembling a cow.

What the fuck is that man!? when something shocking is seen
A highland cow situation

by Dollar November 22, 2003

Cow puncher

"Cow puncher" most likely another word for "meat beater" which is a term used to represent masterbating.

In stranger things, Season 4 we hear Erica say this to Lucas. Since it was confirmed that there was a hard sock and a pic of Max under lucas' bed, the term makes sense.

"spill your guts, cow puncher."

by Urmomsfav0riteperson August 3, 2022

cow tipping

This shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary.

Cow tipping is not an urban activity.

by <insert name here.> October 15, 2005

walking the cow

Doing nothing, walking aimlessly

"oh you know, i've just been walking the cow."

by nycbikemap December 28, 2019

Chaotic Cows

Chaotic Cows isnt just a friend group. Its an elite group of people, they are an escape from this cruel world,they ARE art or a hug from a loved one. They're everything you've ever wanted in your life,if you think about it and admire each of them they are the most ethereal beings. Its like a sunset, different shades of colours combined to create a beautiful atmosphere. All in all, they are a bunch of chaotic and humorous friends that are wrapped together like the first gift you open on Christmas.

"Chaotic cows are the swaggiest people you'll meet"

by cosmic_teddyy April 25, 2021