closet picker

a person who is ashamed of accepting the fact that they do pick their noses.

Natalie: Do you pick your nose?
Asian: no..
Natalie: YOU LIAR!
Asian: ???
Natalie: CLOSET PICKER!

by newhartmiddleschool June 06, 2011

closet dom

A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.

This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.

Vel: "I bet Karl is a closet dom; he wants to be a sub, but he's really a dom.

by steelseries9 October 07, 2022

Closet Heretic

Someone who follows the path of all things right and just. But with an inner desire to cause mayhem, destruction or to believe in heretical beings/ideologies with said desire occasionally coming to the surface.

Connor is such a Closet Heretic, he always chooses chaos while preaching about justice.

by Brettie1234 January 09, 2018

In the closet

a term used to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation

Mike post "stop being in the closet & just come out. It's okay to do so now."

by Shts&Giggles May 03, 2025

In the closet

Someone who's LGBTQQIA+ but hasn't come out yet

James was in the closet for ten years after realising that he was a trans man.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022

In the closet

A person hiding there sexuality

guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...

by gaycrow May 04, 2022

In the closet

Happy and very cool

Whoa, that guys in the closet!
Look how gay (happy) he is

by WhoaJobama1234 May 19, 2021