Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

Jersey Closet

Having sex while some part of your body touches your own vomit.

Dude, I was so wasted that we ended up banging in a Jersey Closet.

by memphiscreep October 8, 2010

Broom Closet

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.

Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.

by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Ghost in the closet

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up

"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"

by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008

Clean my closet

To lick one’s anus in a sexual manner.

I’m gonna make her clean my closet tonight.

He cleaned my closet in a Taco Bell parking lot.

by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019