The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.
I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.
by Agent63 February 28, 2011
Get the Closet Studying mug.When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.
Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013
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Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.
Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram
by Jlova71 July 26, 2018
Get the Flying too close to the Sun mug.Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.
Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*
Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
by Nehima Six66 November 14, 2009
Get the Danger Close mug.A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.
You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.
by ike2011 March 21, 2011
Get the Danger Close mug.One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
by juliebix April 4, 2009
Get the Closet Vampire mug.clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)
1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
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1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
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John: Hey Henry! How are you doing?
Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?
John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—
Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.
John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.
Henry: What? No, I'm not.
(Henry is a closet narcissist).
Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?
John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—
Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.
John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.
Henry: What? No, I'm not.
(Henry is a closet narcissist).
by Nøkkenbuer August 22, 2012
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