catsterbate

the act of masturbating with a fuzzy black cat

Whaoooo!! Tyler you catsterbate WAYYY to much,its kinda creepy......O.o

by selurmun March 26, 2011

Catson

Son of Cat. The son of pure.

It's my Icelandic tribute mama style.
Oh that Catson... is just like his mama!
Catson is the only son of the Cat

by Catsonmama January 18, 2017

Catscratch

Literally the best Nicktoon ever, sadly cut short by that cunt, Cyma Zarghami. Made by Doug TenNapel, of Neverhood and Earthworm Jim fame.

Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch!

by Toenail Sandwich December 10, 2018

catsnap

When you fall asleep and you wake up as an incel loser with nothing in your life but cats

Oh wow, took a catsnap, now I'm single and depressed, better take out my anger constructively

by 0ufsodifh November 6, 2019

The Cat’s Pajamas

The Cat’s Pajamas: When a bearded man performs oral sex on his female sexual partner and wakes up the next morning smelling like a vagina.

“Oh man, something smells fishy here!”

“Sorry fellas, I’m afraid it’s me. It appears I forgot to wash my beard after giving my girlfriend head last night. Looks like I got The Cat’s Pajamas!”

by greynun November 17, 2018

Cat's Musical

A complete waste of a couple of hours.

Well those our a few hours I won't ever be getting back. Thanks Cat's Musical

by BillyBobDiddle October 29, 2018

Catsmeow

A pussy liquor (pussy licker)

A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)

by Homer November 10, 2003